Sloth Graphic Tee — "I Don’t Function So Don’t Invite Me to One" Casual Funny T-Shirt
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$21.99
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Slow down and laugh a little with this laid-back tee. A sleepy sloth sunk into an armchair holds a warm mug while hand-lettered text reads, “I don’t function so don’t invite me to one.” It feels like a quiet morning at home — cozy, a little stubborn, and honest about needing downtime. Wear it when you’re claiming an evening on the couch, showing solidarity with fellow introverts, or sending a cheeky note to friends who expect social energy. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit drape easily over jeans or loungewear, and the soft, durable cotton holds up to repeated wears and washes. Small design details — muted greens and warm neutrals — keep the vibe calm and approachable. This shirt speaks for you when you’d rather sip, stay put, and recharge.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed artwork including sleeve and inner neck prints
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Sloth Graphic Tee — "I Don’t Function So Don’t Invite Me to One" Casual Funny T-Shirt
$21.99
Sale price
$21.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed artwork including sleeve and inner neck prints
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean